Taken out the garbage!

There once was a day when I took out the garbage and I got hit by a garbage man that doesn’t know how to use the brakes. So I was taking the garbage out to the curb and the garbage man was looking right at me and I said "slow down and open your windows."And the man was like no and then I stood out by my mail box and he came up to me with his big truck and just hit me. So when he hit me I went under his truck because he hit me and I fell and went under the truck. So when I fell under his truck I was thinking about if I didn’t say slow down I wonder if I wouldn’t have got hit by him. Well its over now and I'm going to live, why, because I'm still here aren't I?